SAVE THE DATE!
~$5 COVER includes UNLIMITED BEER — MUSIC — FREAKY FUN~
A.S.S. turns 2! We've now made two successful full revolutions around this big ol' sun in the middle of the milky way, spinning aimlessly in a void of stars, darkness surrounding us, our little collective here on this compacted star dust ball called «Earth». WOWEE! Come celebrate with us as we enter our «terrible twos» and march forward into another year of programming, partying, and wondering when death will come and we all return into the dirt and worms and star stuff. Cest la vie.
Come party your A.S.S.'s off and help us raise money for our 2017 — 2018 gallery season! These events truly help us help others in the art world, and we appreciate any and all donations.
Can't come but still wanna give us money? Got a rich uncle? Forward them this link: afterschoolspecial.info/Give
8 PM — Doors open
10 PM — CAKE, PINATA, GLITTER, BALLOONS, THANK U SPEECHES, TEARS, KISSES, HIGH FIVES.
10:30 PM — LIVE MUSIC/DJ! PLAYIN TUNES TO MOVE UR DAMN A.S.S. TO! (band tba)
12AM(ish) — PARTY MOVES WHERE EVER THE RW NIGHT TAKES US!
ALSO, 9 — 11PM We will have not only a PHOTO BOOTH, but also a KISSING BOOTH #puckerup
Bring dollar$ and get smooched by your fav members of A.S.S. (or a great high five or an ass slap or whatever else your fa fa fa fa fa fa fanta tatata syyyyy is)
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE…
We will be releasing the 2nd edition of YEARBOOK, featuring documentation of shows, essays, interviews, & exlusive VIP A.S.S. content NEVER BEFORE SEEN.
Orders will be taken at the event and YEARBOOK can be shipped/picked up/delivered at a later date. Of course there will be copies to peruse at your leisure.
UPDATE! Horses Two (now based in Chicago, IL as a mobile gallery) will be presenting The Silent Singers outside Company Brewing. Featuring works by Alec Dolter (Dubuque IA), Elise Hanson (New York, NY), and Claire Redman (Los Angeles, CA).
Everyone is welcome to come get freaky with us on this sacred July night. We will be selling all sorts of goodies (mostly just tequila shots) so bring your wad of dollar bills and make us rich so we can continue doing what we're doing.
Your favorite A.S.S.holes